because MrCreepyPasta is a nerd that doesnt know how to post script!
F: Hey Everyone
C: Hello Boys and Girls
B: Hi Eveybody!
F: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!
G: Um… Hello?
J: Hey man it’s me.
G: ah hey boss!
F: Hey all you swashbuckling pirate fans! Head on down to the pirate cove because the show’s about to start! It’s our good old Pal Foxy!…Foxy…? I know he’s around here somewhere
Fx: (never accept me)
F: Maybe we need to call him out. Foxy!
Since the last audio post was really popular we tried out another
The Voice of Freddy is myself
The Voice of Foxy is wellheyproductions
The Voice of The Mother is creepy-rainbow-pasta
The Voice of the Girl deadjosey
The Voice of the Employee litterbot
BREAKING: Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Malala, now 17, was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman two years ago in her home country of Pakistan after coming to prominence for her campaigning for education for girls.
She won for what the Nobel committee called her “heroic struggle” for girls’ right to an education.
She is the youngest ever winner of the prize. (x)
The rape rate of the United States is four times higher than that of Pakistan but you have white people more concerned about saving those “helpless” brown women from brown men in another continent under thinly veiled racism. You don’t care for these women; you only need a reason to justify your racism. On both sides, women continue suffering.
Oh Tumblr friends, how do you deal with the embarrassment of having a racist and homophobic relative???
It’s worse when it’s your parents.
My parents are fundamentalist Christians who believe homosexual behavior is sinful. It takes a tremendous amount of patience to know…
That’s the worst. They act like you’re an idiot and only they have the “informed opinion”. So every dissenting argument you have is invalid.
My cousin is an extreme racist, who masquerades as “just someone who calls it like they see it”. She actually called the Ferguson protesters thugs today on Facebook and I finally had to call her out and ask her what she’d call a white protester. When I said “a sports fan”, she lost it. So did all her very racist friends. I expect to have a dead animal mailed to me any day.
My poodle, Sophie, had an accident earlier this week in which she broke her foot. According to our vet, our only options are to have her leg amputated or to put her to sleep. The surgery will be at lease $2500. Please, donate anything you can to her fund. I know money is tight for everybody, but please at least reblog to support Sophie.
Here’s Sophie with her cast!