maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go
hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
My Neighbor’s cat Totoro